You can only have so much elf'n'safety madness in one column.

Still, it deserves an outing. The other Saturday night, hundreds of people in Kendal, in the Lake District, turned out for a Queen tribute concert - that's Freddie Mercury, not Her Maj.

As the band reached its finale, the singer urged everyone to get up and dance.

This was a jig too far for the leisure centre manager, who turned on the lights and pulled the plug, mid-song.

Dancing is apparently in breach of elf'n'safety regulations.

A spokesman for the local council said: "We hope this did not take away the enjoyment of the event."

And another one bites the dust.

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