Freddie Mercury was the first closeted gay man to attain Rock God status. Many were shocked when he came out near the end of his life, since it was generally agreed a woman could get pregnant just being in the same room as his mustache.
Just The Facts

1. Freddie Mercury's original name was Farrokh Bulsara, until he wisely decided to change it to something pronounceable by English speaking folks.
2. Most homophobic sports fans would likely piss themselves if they took a moment to realize that the man who wrote "We Are the Champions"" did dudes.
3. Cirolana mercuryi is a crustacean named after Freddie Mercury. Because the first thing that comes to mind when you think of him would be crabs.

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